When the calendar is in the neighbor’s hands By: Gouya Roshan

 When the Calendar Is in the Neighbor's Hands😀😃

Until recently, Canadian politics was a lot like an ice figure skating game: full of clashes, but with rules that were generally agreed upon. People paid their bills on time, talked about the weather, and even if they were unhappy with the government, at least they knew what its strategy was.

Then suddenly, from across the border, a name began appearing every day like a weather forecast:  Donald Trump . 😳
Every morning, before the coffee had even finished brewing, the air was filled with the scent of “new plans.” By noon, the plans had changed again; by evening, everyone was asking: “What's going to happen now?” 😀

The interesting part is that Canadian officials realized they were dealing with a natural phenomenon: a mix of storm, thunder, and live television coverage. The more they analyzed it, the more confused they became: Should they open an umbrella or grab some popcorn? 😅😂

Meanwhile,  Mark Carney  appeared, seemingly to settle old accounts, dust things off, and reassure everyone: “Don't worry, the buildings are still standing.”

Since the house was a bit messy and its walls were cracked, people were ready to fix it with a broom and a little patience 😃.
Honestly, after  Justin Trudeau , many felt there wasn't much left that could still shock them 😃.

So Carney expected to drown in numbers, budget management, and the chaos left behind by the previous government 🥹; but suddenly he realized that the biggest shocks weren't coming from the past—they were arriving daily from the flood of tweets and plans pouring in from the southern border, like packages with no sender's name… 😂😅

In short, in Donald Trump's politics, decision-making is like fireworks: dazzling, deafening, and in the end leaving behind nothing but smoke and unresolved riddles. 😂